HighFiber and the Police

The i-MMDA (internet-MMDA, stupid) has one sole function - to regulate all Indio websites. And of course I will be the chief police. Indios, mokongs, and politikos are banned from interfering with i-MMDA. Hey, it's cyberspace, and only someone who has the flair, uber-good looks, and international appeal (or ME) is allowed to run it.

My operation is rather simple. All i-MMDA agents will be on the lookout for any indio websites trying to infect the cybie. All indio sites will be quarantined by surrounding them with e-FENCES. They will be treated like e-bolas, e-mokongs, and the likes. My first target will be Hi-Fiber (http://www.highfiber.org/). Its members like insekto, acer, and the rest of the chipmunks, who are as filthy as all the daga in the imburnal, will be regulated and poked to death.

Sign saying "BAWAL PUMASOK DITO, NAKAMAMATAY!" will be put up around Hi-Fiber to warn newbies (or noobs) that they are entering a site full of cretins, indios, insects, filthy daga from the imburnals, and whateveryouwanttocallthem. To undestand why, pls visit http://www.highfiber.org/ at your own risk.