tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-192370872011-04-21T11:54:32.387-07:00Ang "Crying Mulawin" ay isang uri ng ibon na nangangain ng mga Indio. Lumalabas lamang ito kapag gabi. Kaya mag-ingat.Putohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877803825217207539noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19237087.post-1133051852022896732005-11-26T16:34:00.000-08:002005-11-26T16:55:55.293-08:00<p align="justify"><span style="color:#330099;">HighFiber and the Police</span></p><p align="justify"></p><p align="justify">The i-MMDA (internet-MMDA, stupid) has one sole function - to regulate all Indio websites. And of course I will be the chief police. Indios, mokongs, and politikos are banned from interfering with i-MMDA. Hey, it's cyberspace, and only someone who has the flair, uber-good looks, and international appeal (or ME) is allowed to run it. </p><p align="justify"><br />My operation is rather simple. All i-MMDA agents will be on the lookout for any indio websites trying to infect the cybie. All indio sites will be quarantined by surrounding them with e-FENCES. They will be treated like e-bolas, e-mokongs, and the likes. My first target will be Hi-Fiber (<a href="http://www.highfiber.org/">http://www.highfiber.org/</a>). Its members like insekto, acer, and the rest of the chipmunks, who are as filthy as all the daga in the imburnal, will be regulated and poked to death. </p><p align="justify"><br />Sign saying "BAWAL PUMASOK DITO, NAKAMAMATAY!" will be put up around Hi-Fiber to warn newbies (or noobs) that they are entering a site full of cretins, indios, insects, filthy daga from the imburnals, and whateveryouwanttocallthem. To undestand why, pls visit <a href="http://www.highfiber.org/">http://www.highfiber.org/</a> at your own risk.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19237087-113305185202289673?l=choconut.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Putohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877803825217207539noreply@blogger.com2